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Near Pineridge high school.

Creative Injection: Total Dicks

For the past few month’s I have engaged in a futile job search with perhaps one high point, I did get a job interview with an advertising company called Creative Injection. I got a phone call on Monday from a nice female receptionist and she said I had an interview Thursday. I was in shock by this, my Mom was in awe.

Today I went for my interview with creative injection. Their head quarters are actaully pretty nice, the waiting room was a green painted room with ten arm chairs against the wall. There’s was a glass table with gossip magazines and the carpeted floor gave the room a calm feel. At first there were two other guys beside me on the arm chairs. One was an asian with three years of university. The other was a white guy with brown hair, he was a recent high school graduate and was earning money to save up for university.

Then after ten minutes of me waiting their another guy came in. He was well dressed with a suit and a brief case. From the time he sat down he would not shut up, not only that, he was crazy. During one of his rambling’s he pointed at me after I had rolled my eyes and called me a non-believer infront of the other two guys in the room then asked “Does my aura scare you?”. To which I said “no your aura astounds me”.

The normal two in the room eventually left to be interviewed, leaving me and aura guy. Aura guy comes over and sits in the armchair beside me and begins to talk. I call the guy in the suit aura guy because he wouldn’t shut up aura’s, he told me for instance that he was “drawn to my aura”.

Anyway during my uncomfortable and forced conversation I was at the recieving end of a slew of nasty remarks, chief among them “I used to be like you” as if he was some big success story.  I told him that it was a shame he still wasn’t like me. He ignored that, he had pretty think skin.

Bad as it was talking to Aura Guy I also had an interviewer interview me with Aura Guy. At first the interviewer seemed alright but it quickly became apperent he wasn’t after his first joke. “There is a street hiscock which runs into hercunt”. This joke really doesn’t have any context, he said it randomly.

He was astoundingly rude; using the word f**k as if to prove he was a big boy. I heard f**k about 10 times in the span of a 30 minute interview, not even South Park cusses at that rate.

It’s safe to say that I won’t choose that job”

Musing’s on Polygamy

It always seems that in the debate about gay marriage, those who don’t want gays to marry say that the next logical step after the legalizing of gay marriage is polygamy.  That simply isn’t true; marriage is between two people who love each other, regardless of gender. Gay marriage is as far away from polygamy as marriage between a man and a woman is. Monogamy is marriage based on love, polygamy is marriage based on ownership.

Polygamy is one of the nastiest things remaining in society as it is repressive in every way to females. It is essentially saying that females are not worth the same as males. One male is to good for one female. Not only that but polygamy is exclusively discriminant to females. When have you heard of one female married to twenty husbands, no it’s always the other way around.

The wives in the marriage cannot get sufficent attention because a husband cannot truly spread his love over more than one wife sufficently. Besides the husband in a polygamist marriage likely looks down to the women he is married and will likely give no love at all.

Polygamist cults are prone to all this stupid garbage because the husbands are narcissistic idiots who really see woman as property to be collected. That’s why you find that a lot of these husbands marry 16 year old girls. It’s disgusting, so don’t get gay marriage mixed up with polygamy.

In Response To Steve09

I wrote a response to steve09’s blog post disagreeing with him, steve09 by the way is the guy who decided it was his duty to slow the obama’s admistration from turning USA socailist(GASP!!!). This isn’t going to happen obviously Obama is not socailist but since stevie thinks he’s the defender of the true america (land of the free and heavily armed), I’ll let him think that. Anyway he wrote back a well thought out, well written and totally bull response to this post.

I’m sorry you’re taking offense to my criticism of Mr. Obama and his policies. You seem to have missed the video clips of the now countless beheadings of many innocent people, by none other than Muslims. When I compare that to “waterboarding”…well, it’s written, “go from the presense of a foolish man when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.” and “speak not in the ears of a fool, for he will despise the wisdom of thy words”. Perhaps you should illustrate Obama’s ‘humanity’ to my blind eyes. To put it bluntly, the guy is a weasel, pure and simple. If you dig him, that’s great…but I don’t. Post some praise on your blog page for him, while we still have the liberty to do so…

Obama is a weasel stevie!!! Who fits your definition of an honest man, Dick Cheney who lied to get america into Iraq. How is finding those weapons of mass destruction going? Oh those are in North Korea. Oh well, Iraq is just a couple thousand miles off the mark. Maybe Stevie your idea of an honest man is Bush who ran a secret torture program where people died. Jack Bauer is a fictional charecter stevie and thank god, real humans shouldn’t torture.

I realize that some of the radical muslims are not the nicest people but that’s just a small minority of the muslims. It’s really hard to paint an entire group with one brush. I for instance do not assume that all right wingers spend the night in their bombshelters wearing tinfoil hats to protect their minds against the evil brainwaves of socialism, that just happens to my opinion of you.

I’m sure stevie that each time you watched the “countless beheadings of many innocent people, by none other than Muslims” you cried a single tear. And a real american tear to, unlike those sodomizing democrats.

And bible qoutes stevie, really? You really are holier than thou art. I’m an athiest by the way who thinks at least 6 unholy thoughts before breakfast, congratulations. But really stevie if god does exist, he aint a republican.

25 Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Me

1. I tried to sell my soul for money in grade 2. No one bought it.
2. I have a hit list. Katy Perry is the only person on it.
3. I enjoy washing my hands.
4. I once mistook my sister as a hobbit(I’m joking).
5. If Jack Layton ever gets elected I’m moving to Mexico.
6. I’ve tried all sort of drugs from Advil to cough syrup.
7. If you say “old school” I think violent thoughts.
8. My violent thoughts are less violent then most Disney movies.
9. I’m atheist and I really don’t care what you believe.
10. My grandma attacked me last year and I laughed the entire time.
11. Big bang theory is my favorite show and sadly I understand all the reference’s.
12. I like to pretend that I am borderline retarded. I’m actually much dumber than that.
13. I said my first coherent sentence when I was four. I haven’t said one since.
14. I asked my brother how his day was… but I really didn’t care.
15. I can’t read minds or books for that matter.
16. I still wish that I thought baby’s came from storks.
17. I used to love Santa more than my Mom.
18. I still do.
19. I know Pluto is still a planet.
20. I don’t own any legal music on my computer.
21. 30 rock is awesome.
22. I think it would be really cool if the world was flat.
23. I listined to Ricky Martin when I was 13. My sexuality hasn’t quite recovered.
24. I want to drive but I also don’t want to kill anyone.
25. To my Microsoft word spell check; Gemmink is a word

Zimbabwe Gives Up On It’s Currency

Zimbabwe a which has expeirenced incredible hyperinflation in the past years has given up on it’s currency and is now allowing other, more stable, currencies to be used. Zimbabwe’s which has gone through various measures to stabalize it’s currency, like the introduction of a 100 trillion dollar bill have miserably failed. It’s currency is a bigger joke than 80’s pop music.

Really what needs to be done is Zimbabwe should eradicate it’s currency and start using the more stable US currency as it’s own. That would protect the citizen’s money from becoming worthless again, as has happened to Zimbabwe because of the Robert Mugabe drama that has gone of late.